They Call Me Captain

hail-jay:

silent-michael:

deficientofhope:

We evolve into a product of society.

Best picture. Ever.

Omg

wow

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notthehellyourwhales:

mrvys:

…

So I’m not the only one who thinks that she’s way cooler than him, right?

Because yeah he’s running a marathon and it’s sweaty and intense and shit but she’s running an obstacle course WITH FIRE IN IT and she’s just like, “I don’t give a fuck. Fire? That’s adorable, you think FIRE can stop me, haha, that’s cute.”

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apsara:

shavingryansprivates:

is that tree fucking serious right now

like was that actually fucking necessary

because of that comment

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likeakingitakethecrown:

terribly-confused:

angelwings-lyingsmile:

withoutyouishowidisappear:

justacreepo:

we-only-need-revenge:

for-tomorrow—we-die:

killjoysmakesamenoise:

the-fag-artist:

jalexinwonderland:

the-melancholy-life-of-me:

silentbass:

fyeahbrusnop:

put-pain-to-paper:

idontreallyhave:

A metal ruler. I can sharpen that shit…

My sister’s Sims 3. Can you stab someone with a CD?

An Apple, this is not going to work….

My Dog? ;-; This can’t end well.

A pillow…i guess i could smother things -_-

A fucking fish tank. Come at me, bro.

Dude, it’s a red dress mannequin for sewing.

killjoysmakesamenoise:

My phone…?

an empty pepsi can. lets cut this up and scratch their eyes out!

MY PRINTER >:) 

my mindless self indulgence poster. hm.

A WALL BITCHES!!

A bookshelf stacked full of encyclopedias!!!!  I win this war!!!!

a blanket… see ya fuckers in Hell. 

An end table. Fuck yes.

A lamp… I can make it a spear! It’s a tall lamp!

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emma-wicks:

ufocottoncandy:

Oh I get by with a little help from my friends

whattttttt this is too cute!!

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philosophers-stoned:

frandipitous:

saneintolerant:

ride6:

uwu:

ok I think the best part of this picture is

look at the screen

that’s mario kart for the 64

that’s mario kart wii

A+ work

You know whats even worse?

You can see the Wii.

Right there under the TV.

Good job guys.

Do these photographers seriously look at these pictures and think, “Yeah, there’s no way these gamers would be so obsessive that they’ll notice we’re bullshitting them.”

If you look even closer the 64 isn’t even on. 

WHERE’S THAT RED LIGHT SAYING MY GAMES ON HUH? 

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